girls be so nice them first 2-3 months,then boom, they turn into supervillains

guy acc just signed me for 6% commission if i could sell his building for 1.4 mil all or nothing😳

man ion know how ya go days without complimenting your partner, i be complimenting em like i got a tic🤣

fully convinced that puerto rican girls were made to destroy you and ur mental

when she tries sliding in a "good boy" so i genuinely never speak to her again🫤

am i like the only gymbro who doesn't play clash royale, feeling left out

a girl called me handsome at work today and my dumbass responded "thank you, you too"🫩 i'm gonna kms

during middle school i had a year where all i listened to was anime opening songs...

never face revealing ever again

biceptember

whenever i feel like life's doing me bad, i just think some guy is prob getting tortured rn by the cartel somewhere in mexico literally right now and suddenly everything doesn't seem so bad anymore

idk if this makes sense but i'm like an extroverted introvert

you know you like them a lot when you still find them attractive off the wake up🤣

gf requirements: -crazy -obsessive -food lover -pretty -unfriendly to guys -isn't obsessed with hello kitty -does not have an ipad.

nonchalant yearners, secretly yearn the hardest

whoever made nutella needs their pussy ate asap

what's the best 3ds game oat need recs

when you thought both of ya was feeling each other's vibe but it was just you being delusional💔