Ah they got me. Im fucked

You can tell Twitter Blue is a good product because the only two ways to get it is to pay for it or make the owner of Twitter so mad he buys it for you to punish you

Inducing all of the 1M+ follower accounts to denounce your product is some god-level marketing genius

its ok he fired the people in charge of telling him its illegal x.com/websitehomepag…

Dead are suddenly verifying their accounts with a phone number. I'd give up my dead before signing up for Twitter Blue.

Twitter has suspended the account of Andrew Anglin, founder and editor of the neo-Nazi website The Daily Stormer. His account was suspended a decade ago, but reinstated by Twitter in November.

Today—when the Speaker continued to not recognize me as a duly elected official—my constituents & community protested on behalf of their democratic right to be heard. I raised my mic and stood in solidarity with them. I am devoted to those who rise in defense of democracy.

BREAKING: Elon Musk has allegedly revealed a secret alt account where he pretends to be a child version of himself posting a lot of bizarre sexual content

Every generation has a moment where they have had to stand up for democracy. To stand up for their fundamental freedoms. I believe this is ours. That’s why I’m running for reelection as President of the United States. Join us. Let’s finish the job. JoeBiden.com

My statement on the Montana GOP's undemocratic decision to ban me from debate on the House floor: Today I stood unwaveringly in defense of my constituents, my community, and democracy itself. And I pledge to always do so.

It looks like the test is working. $TSLA $TSLAQ

One of the strange things about today's political cleavage around gender rights (and here, intersecting with racism) is how many of the proponents of traditional masculinity do not even follow their ideals. Let's look at how James dresses 🧵

Tell me you've never met a rightist without telling me...

That 12-6 file parade collapse by the Navy has secured senior service status for another 1000 years.

This burn is so good I had to screenshot it in case the original poster deletes his tweet, so that you can see it

ok, youtube, this is just stupid i normally open videos by pressing middle mouse on the thumbnail to open them in a new tab now, i cant even ctrl click to open it in a new tab i *have* to click the title, not the big thumbnail this is a minor inconvenience, but im mad about it

Wait.. so the whole thumbnail image on a YouTube video can NO LONGER be right clicked for “Open in new tab” now!? You have to click the title ⬇️ it only to get an option for new tab?? Please tell me this is a mistake/bug YouTube!! Yes fine I can just click ⬇️ but why change???

Not to go all Old Person (tm) but up until like 5 hours ago you could "right click, open in new tab" directly on youtube videos, and now you can't, you have to do so on the title or it doesn't work, and FFS STOP CHANGING THINGS.