It’s cute how I think I have problems sometimes. 💔

And in the midst of a pandemic and a world war, she got her under-desk treadmill and case of Girl Scout cookies delivered within hours of each other

No

happy booger butts day

And we wonder why millennials love charcuterie boards so much

FYI this isn't stopping. There have been 18 mass shootings SINCE Uvalde. You need to know this. Because it's not going to stop until we do something. 1/ Here's just a sampling of the slaughter in the last six days:

I went clothes shopping in person for the first time in years. The sizes I bought include: S, M, M, M, 6, 8, 10, L, XL. It is so super fun and not frustrating at all to be a woman

Nine years happily married

Kids woke me up at the actual crack of dawn today 😍

Closed out summer 2022 by eating a whole mess of Cheetos then scooting around on a jet ski. Five stars

just pulled this out from under my 6 year old son’s pillow

Sobbing.

I have been FaceTiming with my mom for 10+ years. This is still what she looks like for the entirety of the conversation.

I am This-is-how-I-pregame-for-a-concert years old

A 6-year-old’s fanfare Dwayne Johnson

My son barging into the room and loudly yelling “is this your beer?!?!” while I’m on a zoom is just a whole summer #parenting vibe 🫠