Christ, Jan is annoying as fuck. "I don't wanna hear anything about your work shenanigans". Also Jan "Use your shady work ways to pull some strings". #mobland

love being told how dangerous it is to live in London by people who come here once a year to watch a Lloyd Webber show

Well… some of us weren’t stupid

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

Everyone involved in that Pepto Bismol advert deserves to suffer with horrible indigestion and have no access to the product they are singing and dancing about

We didn't have all these problems back when Pluto was a planet.

not when this scene exists

I mean you might as well announce who isn't in Devil Wears Prada 2 at this point.

"I have to follow my spleen". I can't breathe. #LoveIsBlindUK

If a man told me I'd not be having any cake in the cupboards just for the sake of it, moving forward my kitchen would look like Mr Kipling's storage facility. #LoveIsBlindUK

We are approximately 14 days away from the entire cabinet wearing Geri Halliwell’s 1997 Union Jack dress to PMQS.

Thomas J. Quinlan You make a good point; it's fascinating to see how many people will point to their own awful terms and conditions, excessive hours and pitiful pay and hold that up as a reason for other workers not to enjoy better. A rising tide lifts all boats, however.

What I find so hilarious is that Adolescene became a huge cultural moment in Q1 of this year, white men re-evaluating how they and their kids become radicalised in schools only for them to continue getting radicalised anyway and forming xenophobic “reclamations” of England in Q3

ok? so he's as good as lindsay lohan was when she was 12

Do you know how fucked a nation’s actions have to be to make Cillian Murphy make a public appearance

RIP Patricia Routledge, an absolute legend.

Men will do everything except go to therapy. #MenOfTheManosphere

Me right now. #DealOrNoDeal

How does one find a former FBI agent to train you? Rachel at the round table... #TheTraitors

Does she think he's gonna go for one of his runs mid ceremony? #baftas