🏎️ 🎙️ Michael Carrick, says he repeatedly quotes Sir Lewis Hamilton to his players: “I read an unbelievable quote from Lewis Hamilton. Hamilton said: ‘If I feel comfortable in the car, I’m not driving fast enough. Don’t ever be comfortable, because if you are comfortable you are

Rice is injured. They should put him in a bowl of mobile phones over night. That would fix him.

Nah my head’s garn😭😭😭😭😭😭 ship him back to the U21s again.

dying in the hospital and the doctors start talking about a manchester united “star” visiting and I see diogo dalot walking towards me

Most certain things in life: - Death - Taxes - Diogo Dalot getting into goalscoring positions and blasting it over.

Bruno Cross Casemiro:

Bruno cross. Casemiro header.

🚨👑 Bruno Fernandes sets new record for Manchester United: 16 assists in a single Premier League season. Most than any other player in #MUFC history, beating David Beckham’s record with 15.

SESKO GOT ME DOING THIS IN MY LIVING ROOM😭😭😭😭

Jumping for joy in front of the Stretford End 😍

These guys really love this football club😭❤️

Mood:

“Sell Bruno and use the money for Baleba”

TUDOR THOUGHT THAT WAS SLOT 😭😭😭😭

No phones in sight. Just pure joy and passion from United fans enjoying Air Sesko. What a photo. ♥️

Those kids probably think they love their father more than me 🤣

LEBRON JAMES LITERALLY CREATED A TEAMMATE TO THROW AN OOP TO IN THE PLAYOFFS MAN STOP ALL THE DEBATES

This tweet came 11 years, 6 months & 27 days into LeBron's career. 10 years & 11 months later, IT CONTINUES LeBron went up 3-0 against the Hawks in 2015, he goes up 3-0 against the Rockets tonight

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points. Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.