Saw this and instantly knew I had to share with all the medicine lovers here

[bank account that literally has all my money]: password can be “boobies” for seven straight years, we don’t care [regional parking app I will use one time]: we require 10-factor authentication, password must contain nine Sumerian symbols and a couplet in Iambic pentameter

Wordle 278 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today is off to a fantastic start

Good day for people who chose their March madness brackets based on the silliest mascots. 🦚

This is the only correct answer

It was that guy

THIS IS SUCH GREAT NEWS

Still crying

I can’t stop laughing at this

Just don’t read the comments. Just leave that stone unturned and tell yourself that everyone is very happy for this woman and her new job.

i made a little presentation

Barbie as the princess and the pauper is a top 5 all time movie for me no lie

“Dad, why is my sister named Rose?” “Because your mother loves roses.” “Thanks, Dad.” “No problem, Brian’s Hat from Season 2 Episode 3 of I Think You Should Leave with Tom Robinson”

No presale code yet, so I’m putting all of my hope in a Capitol One card I haven’t used in over 2 years 🫡

First look at the cover & synopsis for the new Hunger Games book ‘SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’ Set during the Second Quarter Quell, won by Haymitch Abernathy.

Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.