I would be so devastated if I was the dude who got a crusty heel pregnant and she proud parading her pregnancy around socials and town WHY YOU GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY OMGGGGG

Ngl I don’t like the attention

HOW YOU FEEL LAME AHH NIGGA

I don’t like it and I’m lighting that Tom Brady statue on fire when I get a chance

Can’t wait

Juicy J stay with a hit

I’m really trying to fall in love by the end of the summer

Lmao

I just realized I don’t think I had any catfish this summer. 🥹

I be feeling like Julius when I come home and I left a light on somewhere

This is facts and I like pumpkin pie. But mf you better tell me it’s pumpkin

I’m ready to go on a quick trip with sumn thick

Why are all women addicted to ice?

never leave the basketball court on a missed shot

The Sky coach ranks highest in worst coaches ever

Ain’t nothing like thinking you gotta do something in the morning then finding out you don’t gotta do it no more when you wake up 🙌🏿🔥

I should stop hanging up if ppl don’t answer by the third ring

I can’t mute my family group chat cuz it’s some other type phones in it so had to mute all messages.

Lord, my Aunt retired and discovered reels 😭