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my body is not a temple it is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

My heart rate when I have to introduce myself on Zoom: 📈

Shell on opelika road <3

I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is

Drink every-time you hear ‘you get two minutes uninterrupted’ #Debates2020

Bro I suck at Zoom. Mid lecture I’ll leave my teacher on my desk to go to McDonald’s

Honestly the interrupting at these debates reminds me of myself when I’m at a pregame and someone who’s funnier than I am starts taking all of the attention

it shouldn’t be this hot people are at the pumpkin patch with swamp ass

How is Clare going to be mad Brandon didn’t know anything personal about her on the second episode? Like did you know anything about him?? No #bachelorette

I want to know who let Dale wear a tank top under that suit jacket #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

Clare is the worst bachelorette ever. Period. #TheBachelorette

Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

Who should Carrie have ended up with?

I think my favorite thing I’ve seen so far is bama fans reposting the Rodeo/Final Four video of people running to Toomer’s (2.5 years ago) thinking that it’s from iron bowl

Haven’t secured a job since graduating college but have definitely secured getting heartburn, indigestion, and far worse hangovers

Favorite Quentin Tarantino movie?

some of u are freaking out right now cause it’s almost halftime and nobody’s touched ur buffalo chicken dip

When you're out with your hootin buddies and run into your hollerin crew