sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

“As a man”

Whoever started that rumor that Ciara was born a man was a fucking serious HATER.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: i miss when she looked a bit arab

how we feel after getting the money

I love being Black. No amount of propaganda could ever make me hate my culture.

Peak humanity.

He says the team name in the movie

Wait, you’re telling me one of our modern Great Horror Directors exists because the Emoji Movie gave him an existential crisis???

the health benefit is that you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

Ngl cutting off a friendship because they failed to show up for you when you needed them most is very VALID.

“you look mean” i am. move

now stay out my dms

Take a few years off and be a child

Ray J admitted to having over 12,500 partners.

Just shouldn't have posted it. But ngl, a nigga telling you he won't step up is more than enough of a reason to not keep it. 💯