If I was on the Edmund Fitzgerald with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did

Going Alec Bohm mode at work today (looking into the security camera and saying I fucking hate this place)

There’s something about seeing a fox that gives you the urge to tell everyone you know that you saw a fox

Just saw a fox btw

Classic misunderstanding with Scottie Scheffler. The police once detained me after I drove my car straight through the animatronic gorilla at Congo Falls on the Ocean City Boardwalk.

original Timberwolves logo looks like a dog that can’t believe it’s being asked for a divorce

Dalé

Historic Vids

A group of 5 Gen Z Australians flirting through fruit salad named The Rizzles

Husband found a parking spot right in front of the packed aquarium today and immediately was like “this is a parking spot you’ll remember forever” and has managed to talk about it all day. Has also said “how about the parking spot though” about 30 times so far

Lots of people focused on the presidential debate tonight. Not enough people focused on how goddamn good Electric Light Orchestra is

Boy breakfast

As much as I love saying y’all gone make me act a fool, at the end of the day I know it’s me that’s making me act a fool😔

“Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen heads into Sunday’s game with the Miami Dolphins trailing OJ Simpson by one rushing touchdown for the second-most in franchise history at 57. Allen also trails Simpson by one in the category of double homicide.”