It's mind-boggling that an article with this title doesn't mention masks once.

"Some people argue that it’s unethical to give people an infection that can cause severe illness". I don't want to know what the "other people" think.

As far as I'm concerned, this will never ever stop being funny. 😂

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

Massively under-reported science story because there's so much going on right now but...it turns out that we might have figured out what's causing this very scary spike. Quick thread, on how WE'VE BEEN ACCIDENTALLY GEOENGINEERING FOR DECADES...but then we stopped:

Willing to protect his daughter/family, but vulnerable patients? Not so much.

Exactly.

Dick Bremer ending his time calling games for the #MNTwins truly is the end of an era. Offer up a left hand toast and RT this for a chance to win his signed 2019 Topps Twins card. Must be following to be eligible. twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/mi…

Ran an experiment last night to see if kids prefer 1 full-size or 3 fun-size candy bars. Both options had about the same amount of candy by weight so there was no right answer. Here are the results:

In the wake of Henry Kissinger's death, the National Rhetorical Question Institute is vetting new candidates to fill the blank in "If a just and loving God exists, why is __________ still alive?"

laughing at the premise that academics currently run universities

Whisper it, but we are already living in corporate hell #AcademicChatter

Today is the 11-year mark of Sandy Hook and still nothing has changed. We just released this video Mothers 4 Democracy with our partners called Thoughts & Prayers. We hope you follow us there and donate to the cause to help us get this on the air. #gunreform secure.actblue.com/donate/m4d-gun…

The collapse of the planet's systems is happening in real time and we are the witnesses. At 6.12σ, yesterday set yet another daily record for highest number of standard deviations for global SST above the 1982-2011 mean.

🎲Let's play a game: The Haunted Woods🎲 In a far away land, there is a small village surrounded by a foreboding forest known as The Haunted Woods. All who pass through here are cursed, but pass through it they must...

Come read about our family adventure with the new game The Haunted Woods created by Steve Wilcox. "In a far away land, there is a village surrounded by a sprawling forest. Once the forest was lush and vibrant, but it has grown dark and gloomy of late."🧵1/