“family function” ain’t nobody functional in this family bro

leftists that advocate for pure and morally correct media are aligned with conservative beliefs

Madame hunting

Universal literacy will not survive your lifetime. It is no longer required. They taught kids to read because they needed clerks and factory workers. Not anymore. Your grandkid will know just enough Google-Amazon IcoGraphs™️ to route packages.

cole ashe Everyone loves autistic people until you gotta live around an autistic person while they’re being autistic 😭😭😭😭

Students don’t need chromebooks and AI tutors, they need Shakespeare and Jane Austen and the Greek myths, they need the Arthurian Legends and the Arabian Nights, they need constant exposure to nature, fairytales, folklore, poetry and beauty.

Empires are built by the beancounters. Any idiot can be conscript soldier. It takes a great man to keep thousands of them paid, fed, and armed with standardized equipment while on campaign on another continent.

Please go lift weights right now. RIGHT NOW.

I think we should ensure kids have smartphones in school. How else will kids learn such important lessons such as “how to bully a widow whose husband died of cancer” and “how to live life in the most despicable and antisocial way possible while still pretending to be a victim”

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset I simply wasn’t born with.

Social media during WW2:

We interrupt this gladiatorial fight for a quick message from our sponsors. “The Guild of Millers uses only the finest grains: true Roman bread for true Romans!”

gym culture is kinda transgender everyone has body dysmorphia, takes hormone shots, develops an eating disorder, and hyperfixates on pseudoscience studies

I notice Right-coded Twitter is having the same effect on the Right that Left-coded Twitter had on the Left. It's convincing them that because they're in the ascendency, even their most extreme ideas would be palatable to the public at large.

The Cracker Barrel outrage is so funny. Fast food is the only truly American cultural thing we have. Everything else is segregated by class or region. But fast food is the same wherever is it, and you don’t need a single brain cell or sense of self to engage with it

you couldn’t pay me to read any of these

Most of them. You think history hands out “classic” status? You think it grows on trees?