Just learned that in French cybersecurity threats are called "cybermenace" and I will only be using this term from now on

You are just one illegal business away from generational wealth.

so there are two kinds of artists in this world

young thug uses HTTPS 💪🙏

the cycle continues

Life 😂

PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found an unexpected AWS bill in a snickers bar

public static void main

a pentester, security analyst, developer and sysadmin walk into a zoom call. and somehow every one of them has audio issues

Bro wtf? He is selling access to open dir He didn't even blur the path in the title lmfao Thread 1/2

Shout out to our Blue Team who contacted me when they saw Microsoft Teams execute on my machine "He would never willingly run that"

Recruiters: "Do you have AWS experience?" Me: "/?file=http://169.254.169.254/latest/meta-data/iam/security-credentials" 👀

when my parents turned off the internet at night to stop me from playing WoW, i installed kali linux and used aircrack-ng to get my neighbors wifi password. that's where it all went downhill

Taking a screenshot of the desktop, deleting all icons, then replacing the background image with the screenshot

How not to do multi-tenant apps. Nice find by ᅟ from modzero, compromising Synology Active Backup client secrets (from the Synology tenant) during installation 🤦 modzero.com/en/blog/when-b…

excuse me do you have the dubai chocolate labubu matcha latte

Saw a senior pentester once report a high sev vuln that the aws iam policy was outdated, from 2012. Client got so pissed, asked to redo the entire engagement with different testers.

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.

you're in her dms i'm in her military grade encrypted messaging app group chat

When Backups Open Backdoors: Accessing Sensitive Cloud Data via "Synology Active Backup for Microsoft 365 - @[email protected] / ᅟ modzero.com/en/blog/when-b…