I know assembly and have no idea what the computer is doing.
Learn whatever interests you and then learn whatever you need to achieve the goals you want.
You might end up needing to learn assembly, or not. It’s fine either way.

We’re hiring in the UK. If you have skills and want to hack cool stuff, come join us: jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/job/…

Do you love WinDbg, but want to help make it even better? We're hiring a Senior Software Engineer. jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/job/…

I'm thrilled to announce that I'll be presenting a previously-unnamed vulnerability class at BlueHat IL.

Oh, and I'll be dropping 0day. Be sure to stop by, learn something new, pwn the kernel, and have a coffee. It should be a good time.
microsoftrnd.co.il/bluehatil/conf…

I was looking at a family members computer today bc it was doing something weird, and it's honestly so difficult to tell what's normal and what's sketchy on stock Windows 11.

I feel for the Windows users, and the IR people who have to wade through all that junk!!

Did you know that LSASS has the ability to execute arbitrary kernel-mode addresses? I wrote a small proof of concept that allows administrators to execute unsigned code in the kernel if LSA Protection is disabled.

github.com/floesen/KExecDD

I measure my productivity at work by how often I need to message our security team to ask them to unquarantine my work that the EDR keeps blocking

It took ~3 days but I got secure kernel debugging (mostly) working with LiveCloudKd (Gerhart) 🎉🎉🎉

So j00ru//vx published two posts on Windows Registry; given that there were a lot of fixes in Windows Registry in recent months I expect these to be fun ;)
googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2024/04/the-wi…
googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2024/04/the-wi…

I know we already agree that teams is the worst chat app but I feel like we don't spend enough time talking about how awful these emojis are

I did a cool thing

Upon typing your Windows password in Notepad:

I’m proud to announce that after 2 hours of debugging I managed to get my machine back to the same working state it was in before I fucked with it

I'm watching Yarden Shafir's talk 'Intel CET and how to stop being scared of French baking.' This part rings so true 😂😭

> Oh this is definitely a malicious thing. We definitely want to detect that always. Then you ship your product, it runs on exactly 3 customer machines,

There is still time to register for my new hands-on debugging class next month!
I’m not likely to teach this class again soon so if you want to take it, now is your chance 😊

מתוקף תפקידי כיחידה במשפחה עם חשבון טוויטר אני ממונה על העברת מימס אפוקליפסה לקבוצת ווטסאפ המשפחתית.

אז תחלקו איתי את המימס הכי טובים שלכם גם ככה כולנו משתגעים פה מהמצב המתנה הזה