Nobody can identify a girl that likes you faster than another girl that likes you.

you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn't in it today

“i miss you” sex or “we shouldn’t be doing this” sex, which one hits hard?

This.

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow u r so real

i need to go clubbing with someone i feel intense lust for

you ever broke up with a man and your whole family was relieved

You're sexually attracted to me. Not interested in me. Yes, there is a difference.

I never knew that being madly in love meant you’re going to be feeling the calmest you ever have been with another person

sorry for being mentally ill but the sex will be bomb though

kissing somebody’s forehead in missionary is abusive

Your Life lowkey starts again at 23

i will never accept the propaganda that someone is too busy to text back lol like nah

only thing i’m fucking is funny

she’s only soft where she’s safe

Someone somewhere is searching for you in every person they meet

Why do people mistake quietness for pride? I barely even know you.

i reallyyyyyyyyy waaannnnnnntttttt toooooo huuuuuuggggggg annnnnnddddd kiiiissssss yooouuuuuuuu buuuttttttttttt you‘reeeeeeeeeeeeee soooooooo faaaaarrrrrr

the biggest comeback is making yourself feel like yourself again.