When I’m having fun on Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

In corporate life, someone will email you to send an email… instead of just sending the email themselves.

Okay so I climbed up the corporate ladder….how do you get back down?

I just know Joey secret ingredient for his cheesecake is coke

the most truest truth ever told 😅

Telling people what I study vs. Studying the course

I put on lashes and windows hello acting like I never worked here.

me and somebody’s dad at work

You have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep your heart pure

Either you want me to attend meetings or get my actual work done. I can't do both.

Minimum requirement to get a DevOps job in 2026.

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

"it worked on production just like it did on localhost"

there are landscapes like this on earth and tomorrow morning i’ll be stuck in front of a shitty excel spreadsheet

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

STOP giving these niggas the benefit of the doubt and START doubting the benefits of these niggas