Heh English Football has proper money, yaani last year Ipswich Town earned more in TV revenue than Barcelona. Damn,

Nyinyi ni Sifuna, sisi ni UDA

My boyfriend of 3 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before him. I said "back in '09". It sounds much better than saying September.

Last night at Mezo my boys randomly booked flights to Kenya to attend Kunye and bounce back, God I need that level of financial freedom. The idiots left the bar straight to the airport with no bags ...........

Hii UDA moja unpopular inawin aje? We really need a social media political party maybe.

Tatu City hakuna watoi in the vicinity. So it's safe to say this is a bachelor's estate. Magari iko parking na ukiona vijana ni tuvinyasa na tumblers hawana mbio tunakuanga nayo kwa tiplo😂

Mnakumbuka Babu Owino akisema kwa parliament "Half of the people here are fools" akaambiwa a take back his words, akasema "I'm sorry, half the people here are not fools" na hawakujua haja apologize bado, haha na speaker akasema thank you

Martha karua is saying by-elections ni kitu ndogo if huwezi shinda kitu ndogo how can you shinda kitu kubwa

Seen an activist saying "UDA wanajifanya na By Elections no one knew about it". He is also a civic educator.

I fear a situation where IEBC will rig the election for Ruto and everyone will pour into the streets because we cannot take an extra 5 years of his presidency and I am afraid we might never go back home until he vacates the office.

Mtu ameji align na RSF haezi give up the presidency hivyo tu and that shit scares the fuck out of me

I want to genuinely know how much UEFA and FIFA actually make from Real Madrid vs Manchester City fixtures😭

IEBC register will be reviewed and information reaching me is that about 800k ghost voters from a certain notorious region will be struck off

Mnataka we beat up politicians na mkilala nao mnasahau kuwanyonga

Niko down, karibu nikuwe depressed. Post haga niskie mukio. Ni Josh, hide ID.

Githinji anapeana nchi mzima but hawezi peana charlene aolewe na RSF fighter.

Msichana anataka standards za Chiwawa (Chow Chow) na tabia zake ni za Bosco. Jiheshimu bana.

Pay attention to this message men.

Congratulations KOT! You are true patriots of our country. Cry on this street as many times as you want if need arises. Permission granted!!

William Ruto is Kenya's greatest risk as a country. Not Al-Shabaab and tribalism. Ruto has trained Duale, Murkomen to be thieves and abusive