Firm believer in — Everything happens for a reason.

Bitch I’m happy. Move

This one is out because of y’all. do what ya do linktr.ee/morganwallen

life goes on w/ or w/o whoever

HI THIS IS ME SAYING GET OVER YOURSELF UNFORTUNATELY NOT EVERYONES LIFE IS REVOLVED YOURS BYE

Being pregnant really shows who’s actually there for you

I just wrote a review on Wendy Corduroy Faux Fur yotpo.com/go/g0IgSzWp via Yotpo

whoever rts this tweet will receive good news this month

Normalize thinking you need a new outfit for every event.... 🙃

Everyone says when you have kids, you find out who your real friends are and I never really thought anything of it until today. Today was my baby shower and two of what I thought were my some of my closest friends didn’t even acknowledge it... just really kinda hits ya hard😔

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees.. Thank you.

I wish FaceTime had a voicemail. Could you imagine the shit we would send people while fucked up.

Dear future husband, never propose to me on a holiday. Thank u

All i want on my birthday is to wake up to some Dunkin’

Pregnancy isn’t all that bad till you get down to the last month #getthisbabyout

Gen Z is so lucky they have all these seltzer’s to ease them into alcohol. Back in my day we had to start with UV blue, Burnett’s, and 5 O’ 🤮