“If I was guilty, would I do this?”

“Ah you think corners are your ally? You merely adopted the set-piece. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the open play xG until I was an experienced Premier League manager, by then it was nothing to me but blinding"

Paul Simon on Opposite Day

“it's the grey hair now!” “but I'm not kidding anyone on, we're still in a big fight”

Saturday was Jordan Pickford's 80th clean sheet in the Premier League for Everton. Since signing for the club back in 2017 only Ederson and Alisson have kept more clean sheets than Pickford, at the same time, no keeper has had more shots on target against them than Pickford

#ENGSEN

Nobody noticed mate 😂😂😂

Literally can’t even spell GCSE.

Why does seeing it in Spanish make it even more hilarious?

I'll take joint 2nd #Everton

🎬🎄 Blind ranking Christmas films with Michael Owen...

I hate Sean Dyche every bit as much as I hated Chris Hughton. He is genuinely making me fall out of love with football. Awful fucking manager. 0 shots on target from open play in 135 minutes football. Get the anti football ginger cunt out #nffc

So get your toast on and get moving… 🎶