BREAKING: Ronald McDonald most popular clown at his restaurant

Holy shit, President Zelensky fact checked asshole JD Vance and he lost his shit. Shut your lying pie hole and go fuck a couch, JD.

Trump team chooses Russian state media over the American free press. This is not us.

BREAKING: Foreign-born leader comes to Oval Office, dressed down in a disrespectful manner, having already received billions from America, asking for American taxpayers to keep paying him more billions, subsidizing him for years to come:

To be clear, the U.S. is leveling punishing tariffs on its allies while discussing easing sanctions on Russia.

CNN plays a near 4-minute fact check on Trump's joint address

lol ok Karoline Leavitt

Looks like the people looking for fraud are committing fraud.

In a functional democracy, this would be enough to impeach and convict Trump. Yet, not only will that not happen, I would venture a guess that 95% of Americans will never even know that the president extorted a law firm.

American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

Musk says that the National Park Service spent almost a billion dollars on a 10-question survey. The NPS' annual budget is $3.3 billion. Does anyone find it remotely plausible that the National Park Service spent more than 25% of its budget on a survey?

If you were planning to learn Python to become a software engineer, you should stop that woke shit right away. Instead. Learn to sow polyester. We are bringing back sock manufacturing jobs from Hanoi, Vietnam for you to do. Short term pain. Long term gain. 👊🏽🇺🇸🔥

OMG HE THOUGHT THE PHOTOSHOP KNUCKLES WERE REAL

This is absolutely insane. Literally the most justified police shooting ever caught on camera and our tax dollars are going to make her family generationally wealthy. Insane.

This should, in normal times, be a disqualifying scandal, removing any element of trust from what they're doing notus.org/health-science…

Tulsi Gabbard wants to turn President Donald Trump’s daily intel briefings into Fox News-type broadcasts because he “doesn’t read.” Gabbard is reportedly contemplating bringing in a Fox News producer and host to reshape the President's Daily Brief. thedailybeast.com/tulsi-gabbard-…

Man comes to the US from Lebanon. Starts out delivering pizzas, becomes a Nobel winning neuroscientist. Trump freezes his funding, he gets an email from China offering to move his lab “any city, any university I want" with guaranteed funding for 20 years. What are we doing?

Heroin good. Vaccines bad

Minnesota Twins Live reaction from the final remaining Twin, Byron Buxton: