booking my tramp stamp apt and dooming my boyfriend to look at the world of warcraft logo for the rest of his life when he’s delivering backshots >>

Taking PEDs before my run (toaster strudel)

we single now, who want me?

i want to stuff beautiful transgender women but my dick won't fit in any of them, this is just like a greek tragedy

his body language and everything has been talked about at length already but like how is he in his 50s and yet he looks like his mom did his haircut and chose his outfit for him

Transgender operations *spins giant wheel* on illegal aliens *spins giant wheel* in prison

I love small dicks so much

the futuristic novel in question

it is not my birthday

this lying ass bitch

crying over the stupidest thing