fun fact about me is I never got high and sent a weird message at 2 AM and I never will

bye again btw. looking at twitter has noticeably made my brain worse in the last, like, 24 hours. save yourselves. go outside. look at bird or a flower or perhaps a bug.

Autism rates have increased because we’ve become better at diagnosing it. It has nothing to do with vaccinations, you morons.

did this btw. works perfectly. never have to see this idiot anymore

this is probably the one tweet I did that I really deserved to get canceled over but didn't

'I've been around for some time and I've noticed that them as has it in them to shine will shine through six layers of muck, whereas those who ain't shiny won't shine however much you buff 'em.'
— Terry Pratchett (by way of Nanny Ogg)

Man going on strike with no outlet for my little jokes is gonna be so rough on the group chat. Sorry in advance to them.

This is like an all timer blue check honeypot

my wife and i have different approaches to home ownership

I'm no expert on torture, but I have to imagine that I'd remember the faces of the people who tortured me, especially if they went on to become nationally known figures

Bluesky's content moderation settings are really comprehensive