Group Chats are the New Oil

lmfao

libs are playing a new kind of chess with “no kings” where no one mates

Alex Nichols The first time I was in a car accident I cried because I realised this is how neurotypical people feel all the time

today was my first day at AWS. Shipped a bunch of stuff to production in the morning, just cane back from my lunch break

how i see the world unemployed after pawning my eyes off for rent money

The Global Financial System:

*hits crack pipe*

the only thing that can stop a bad libertarian with tax and regulatory loopholes is a good libertarian with tax and regulatory loopholes

we're just reinventing banking from first principles after tech spent two decades lighting money on fire lmao

#tpotcomedy

“6-7” ? That’s cute. 😏 You think I don’t “get” rAnDoM nUmBeRs? O RLY? I'm an elder millennial, BIOTCH! 🤣 teh interwebz had us fluent in fking 1337! WE typed 80085 on le calculator til our teachers (*Strong Bad voice*) FOUR OH FOUR’d!!!!111 I see your “6-7”, and raise you this:

sisyphus gets lot of pity but i'd be way more disturbed if i had to roll a boulder *down* a hill forever. that could get dicey fast

npc, player character

2024 genuinely feels like forever ago

Seeing a lot of people complain about this but if you lose money gambling on what words a CEO says in an earnings call then that's sort of on you