Mom, they're badly covering "Just Like Heaven". Can you come pick me up?

I'm super excited about the "Five Nights At Freddy's" movie for someone who's never played any of the games.

If I wanna live off of ONLY potato dumplings, that's my pierogitive.

When you think mean stuff about me, be sure to remember that this is who you're thinking about.

No man is an island. Except for Krakoa.

Maybe ghosts don't believe in you either.

*squirt bottles self in the face* NO CALLING PEOPLE YOU CUT OFF JUST CUZ YOURE LONELY

I don't care about anything else that happens this season. I got my black and white Dan Hipp Agatha. #MarvelSnap

Gotta throw a party for my Day Ones. But it's byob and I need everyone to take their shoes off please. We have wall to wall carpets.

Tired of being cute as a button. Wanna be hot as a cufflink....

Lol my manager got mad I called it "Indigenous People's Day". But IM the sensitive one.

Sometime I see someone and just KNOW that they litter.

My manager has earbuds in and is singing along to what he's listening to. There is smooth jazz playing from our normal speakers. I'm in hell, listening to the worst version of "Rack City" I've ever heard in my life.

Of course I'm "unhinged". I'm a beaded curtain.

"What I Know Now" from the Beetlejuice Musical soundtrack is harassing me. It's been on loop in my head all friggin day.

Just gonna sell my soul to Lego. Fuggit. Bout to apply to a job at the mall as hard as I can. And I'm 36.

Man... I really have the Space Jam theme stuck in my head like 85% of the time.

I'm so exhausted Im pale. My mixed ass is NOT aspossed to be pale. Woof.

Mcdonalds is pure chaos rn and I'm here for it. I'm order number 777, get on my level