If Democrats knew that losing the election might lead to a ceasefire in Gaza maybe they’d have fought harder to win.

they’re getting final destinationed but for going to jail

Shoutout to David Lynch for writing a scene in the Return where Monica Bellucci plays Monica Bellucci having coffee with him in a dream. Legendary shit.

Rewatching Thief for the first time in ages and I am absolutely LOVING how often people threateningly called “goofs” in this.

I think they sent you the Hot One’s guy by accident.

Blasting so much water from the bidet at yr asshole while you’re looking at yr phone that all the extra water enables the ‘auto flush’ is an unlockable achievement if you’re powerful and patient enough.

"Filmmaking is a collective assemblage of desires..." Wishing a very happy birthday to the incomparable French star Isabelle Huppert! 🖤 🖤 🖤 bit.ly/4bv1eNb

They finally corrected their sin and didn’t even bother to credit me and my many, MANY emails. Cowards.

If you say these 10 names out loud in a row in a crowded city street, I 100% believe you’ll awaken 1-3 different sleeper cells.

When I perfectly balance my phone camera on my erect penis to take a full nude selfie.

I think my favorite part of my wife binge watching ER was the poster in their season 9 break room that says: “CURE AUTISM NOW!”

“Who's that casting devious stares in my direction? Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah” Would make a really fun cryptic tombstone if you were a huge Marcy playground fan.

Everyone Is need to stop paying taxeshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DI6oKPvp1yo/?igsh=Y2M3dmlnaGx0MmFz

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.

Ew it feels really bad turning this account back on but I feel obligated to tell you about this new record that my friends and I made. We worked really hard on it and I think it’s quite good. Spread the word if you feel like it <3 Pre-order the 2xLP today: sophomorelounge.bandcamp.com/album/ryan-dav…

Someone in Tatum's camp pulled the TD fire alarm so he didn't have to go the podium. That's the word on the street.

Shoutout to the dad in The Dead Zone who hires a clairvoyant who’s famously solved murders with his powers to tutor his son. Then absolutely refuses to heed his dire advice to not take his son’s hockey team on a frozen lake and ends up killing two kids. Incredible confidence.

HOW DARE THE AIRPORT X-RAY SYSTEM HAVE THE ABSOLUTE GALL TO BE NAMED “ANALOGIC” WITH A GIANT LOGO THAT THEY KNOW YOU WONT SEE UNTIL YOU PUT YOUR CELLPHONE IN THE PLASTIC TRAY!!!

Quitting my job and hunting Yoda full time.

Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX