Ah... is it truly a morning in Ballonlea without waking up to find your furniture rearranged by an Impidimp?

for every shit comment i receive, i will be doing 1 push up. the trolls shpuld be Very fucking careful lest they grant me unlimited power

So true 😂😂😂

People often find a celebrity like myself intimidating! But I assure you, my dear fans, I put on my orthopedic slippers one foot at a time- just like everyone else :)

You may think you have bested me and my gym challenge, dear trainers. But for every Draining Kiss I give out as a “reward,” I only grow stronger :)

Bede keeps trying to tell me about “Hades.” The brat thinks he’s being subtle, but if he plans on getting rid of me that soon he best think again!

When Kabu drops his glasses

The serenity and isolation of Ballonlea is something truly unmatched in any other place in the world, and while visiting you should take care not to disrupt the delicate ecosystem- and be sure to check out the 56,000 person capacity stadium- one of the biggest in Galar!

Bede stop asking where your Duosion went and check out this simple trick to eliminate dust

Bede when I tell him the store is out of his sugary cereal

Bede how many times do I have to tell you to take the potions out of your coat pockets BEFORE I send it through the wash

Bede, when I asked him who “EquestriaFan908” is and why their Ebayleef purchases were getting charged to my bank account

“Like my status” if you train a fairy-type Pokémon, you love fairy-type Pokémon, or if you think Gym Leader Opal is stunningly gorgeous.

[teaching Bede online safety] do NOT get owned