All I want for Christmas is my two days off

Two days off coincide with the holiday party, brilliant

Eric asked me how I keep such a cool disposition when Oleana is tearing the mickey out of me professionally and personally and tbh I had no advice because I've never listened to her once in my life

b ikini

I never actually went on a pokemon journey I just got lost on the way to pick up eggs

Chairman, the buttons on my shirt burst open. Yes, again.

Abject terror when having a day with the lads and I hear Raihan tell his Rotom Phone to start recording

Wish Raihan would think before he texts me

No one tells you when you become champion that one of your most somber duties is culling the Queens Yampers so she may be buried with them

Having a normal one

Remember when Raymond Animal Crossing opened a portal through time to save me. What a kind gesture