Bert (@2baditsbrett) 's Twitter Profile
Bert

@2baditsbrett

I get the bag and fumble it.

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calendar_today30-01-2013 03:25:31

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Maggie Haberman (@maggienyt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is happening in multiple cities across the country - police striking protesters with batons without an apparent provocation, or in the case of the man in Buffalo, shoving them.

Bert (@2baditsbrett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sean is living the American dream we all wish we had. 1. Attain fame by doing log rolling on MTV or something 2. Get into politics to make material conditions worse through a mix of incompetence and maliciousness 3. Use your retirement to make old people scared of windmills

Bert (@2baditsbrett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The new American Dream is making a Bitcoin transaction while performing an illegal lane change in a self-driving Tesla, only to be atomized by an oncoming Amazon truck whose driver has fallen asleep merely a third of the way through his 45 hour shift.

Arin Hanson (@egoraptor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All you fuckin candy corn detractors you need to just shut up for a month like ohhh you’re so brave for dunking on the most divisive candy ever wow do you want an award you big boy with your big strong opinions. Anyway candy corn rules fuck you

wint (@dril) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom] "Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening." "Alright. Just a sec."