My wife used to complain that the magic had gone out of our relationship. So I sawed her in half.

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Words become actions. Actions become habit. Habits become character. Character becomes your destiny.

Marijuana is a fun drug to use. I, God, endorse it.

"God: Everything happens for no reason." Thanks for confirming my suspicions

Met this bird last night #rosiecan

The first of many xmas presents! Thanks P2!

Fresh thinking... "DJ Fresh: Thinking of taking a little boat cruise around Somalia, anyone know any nice sights worth seeing?"

Honestly with dubstep.....when you dance you gotta imagine yourself in war against the BASS

Take note girls... Skinny is not hot! m.huffpost.com/us/entry/45420…

Osborne 'Helps Richest Fifth' Of Britons With Tax Change - huff.to/1gGy2Ct #Budget2014 #dodickaheadron

Cant wait to hit Magoos tonight with Baller Sounds Latest bar in Henley never lets me down! #Henley @eightraymusic

To all our Baller Sounds followers hit the Waterside Inn Ware outside Watford Phil Barrion smashing it! @eightraymusic

Warming up at the Emirates Arsenal Baller Sounds ready for the pre-game party! @eightraymusic Phil Barrion

To all our Baller Sounds followers, we are back Magoos tonight! @eightraymusic Phil Barrion

Shout to the Magoos ravers! What.A.Night hold tight the #kebab cravers Baller Sounds after party secret location Phil Barrion

Heading back to #magooshot tonight for the pre-Christmas party - #tooearlyforchristmas Baller Sounds @eightraymusic #Christmasevents