I'm driving like an arabian prince through traffic on the interstate while fighting the ender dragon on minecraft mobile

limited myself to 10 beers at the tailgate yesterday and I feel like a million bucks this morning. this is real biohacking.

Ain’t shit funny to an employed mf on a Sunday night

Calling android users broke is the easiest engagement bait. They really don’t like to hear that. It must strike a nerve bc they know it’s true.

They should invent a restaurant with food that doesn’t actively kill you

Opened twitter while my npm install runs

Seems ridiculous that the tech industry just has outages every few months now, considering how much money we all make.

What Did I Even Do Man…

This shyt really works I just went for a run and felt like the white Usain Bolt off 375mg

Postman sucks not because it is a curl UI (very useful) but because its horribly slow and bloated. And requires an account.

There should be kickbacks for small accounts on here. I should get an X-mandated 20 new followers per month. Big, greedy accounts are hoarding all the followers.

All of design twitter preferring the right is why everything is ugly and boring now

Photopea is absolutely S tier software. Web-based photoshop, free, no logins. They let you just ignore the adblocker warning.

Bartenders when you go to the bar and ask for a drink

Knowing guys from Nashville and them casually being like “Yeah my dad wrote XO Tour Life” really changes your prespective

Thursday is the weekend if you try hard enough

So really are any of y’all going to be in NYC next weekend. I’m there going to the tame impala show Saturday. Even though the album is mid.

I want to do shrooms again (with the right people)

I crashed out on the bartender tonight because she tried to card my 26 year old girlfriend and then refused to serve us because she could produce a driver’s license on demand.

The doctors gave me contacts again and they are trying to make me blind. Scumbags.