Everyone said if you froze one it’d give birth i remember it being in the freezer just chilling next to my mums fish fingers 😂😂😂

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Wierd that tattoo needles and the pain of tattoos really doesn’t phase me but the thought of getting a piercing actually makes me feel sick 🤮

I literally use bank holiday as an excuse for everything, eat a load of shit and drink 10 bottles of wine? sure why not it’s a bank holiday 😂😂

I give myself the ick when I wave at someone at they don’t see me 😭😂

Why are my Sunday’s always ruined by overthinking about work on Monday 😭😭

Anyone else’s Facebook just send them random notifications about people like ‘beryl has just checked in at weatherspoons’ like good for you beryl but why do I need to know 😂😂

Where was Olivia Rodrigo’s songs when I was 16 and crying over some prick who didn’t give a shit about me 😂😂

So nice seeing all my mates again but bloody hell socialising is so draining especially when you haven’t done it for the best part of a year 😭😂

I’m a bloody nightmare replying to random peoples Instagram stories when I’ve had a few bevs who do I think I am

Throwing away clothes that don’t fit any more rather than keeping them for when you ‘lose the weight’ is a form of self care 💆🏼‍♀️

Gonna have to unfollow the RSPCA on Facebook or I’m gonna end up with 36 cats and 27 dogs i just wanna adopt them all 😢💔

The dread of going back to work after time off is actually worse that the normal dread of work makes me actually not wanna have time off anxiety screws me over every time 😂

Ikea giving me a 7-7 delivery window on a Sunday how brutal 😭😭

lol we are literally living on a floating rock and are so insignificant why am I getting stressed with work as if it’s the end of the world I need to take a chill pill honest to god 😂😂

The weather screwing us all over for Tramlines weekend nice one 👍🏻

Why am I getting emotional at don’t tell the bride like they’re literally getting married on a rollercoaster and I’m here crying get a grip woman 😂😂😂😂

I gave myself the ick when I could see loads of flames close to my house and rang 999 for them to tell me it was a controlled blaze and nothing to worry about 😂😂😭😭

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