how i feel putting a song on my ig story

girls (me) when their classes aren’t viewable a week early on canvas

this is how you feel after watching an episode of Gilmore Girls

I need some kettle chips and a glass of champagne bitch and i’ll be fine

This is how mfs start looking at you after they lose their vape

quit vaping so when does the breathing like a moose after walking up 3 flights of stairs end????

sorry i have to go my rides here

and you know what yeah I did post this on my story idc #NewProfilePic

I would have pulled a gun

I heard about One Direction for the first time in a Tiger Beat magazine like it was 1947 babe I was THERE

Gotta say this really doesn't feel good to see

My buddy’s buddy who I’ve never met before when I pull my vape out

I need to spend time in new york for the sole purpose of understanding the new yorker cartoons and then I will become my highest self

just so we’re clear if you hum in a common study space you are a war criminal and should be tried for your crimes

people don’t ask for your vape anymore they just look at you like this

I think that at some point in your life you have to eat a rotisserie chicken with your hands in the grocery store parking lot to become a fully realized woman