it was very important to the founding fathers that I be allowed to bring my gun to the M&M store

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

If you’re like “I don’t know anyone who’s had an abortion” what you’re actually saying is: “No one I know trusts me enough to tell me about their abortion”

Let’s be real: there’s a WHOLE lot of men whose lives, careers, and families have benefited from an abortion (including several “pro-life” GOP Congressmen). Men, we need you right now. You can get through in rooms others can’t. Your power matters. Speak up. This is about us all.

INCREDIBLE SCENES “THE BENNY HILL THEME TUNE” IS BEING BLASTED OUT ON SKY NEWS.

Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

BREAKING: more than 100,000kg of plastic removed from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (GPGP). Thank you to our determined offshore crew and supporters worldwide; together, we have now officially cleaned up 1/1000th of the GPGP.

I love @reddit.

🎨 The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting. RT when it works for you.

My sisters partner made a horse cake for the #queensfuneral and-

we’ve completed the internet.

this is the most adorable video you’ll see on the internet today 🥰

Thank you, Don Lemon. We have all had enough, fuck it! Trump is a racist bigot who can’t get over his own ego to see how fast his mind is slipping. Seriously, none of his family must care, or wouldn’t any put a stop to this? #DemsUnited

Empathy is not an innate gift; it is a skill that must be cultivated.

Congressman Randy Fine CONSEQUENCES FOR DUMBASSES: You are an F'ing idiot. If we invade Greenland we go to war with 31 nations. NATO stays together but without us. Its HQ is in Brussels, not the Pentagon. Our global reach across the Atlantic will end with our closest refueling base in Israel or

BREAKING: Leigh McGowan wipes the smug off of Scott Jennings' face after he shrugs off the Epstein files and the horrific crimes they document, as the Trump regime delays and blocks their release. This is must see.

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding. This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

"I'm just contemplating the fact that one moron, one psychotic moron, one capricious idiot, has completely bollocksed up the global economy not only to the detriment of his own people, but the detriment of the planet. ... It's like how much more of this can the planet take?"

😂 This woman was loading heavy stuff into her car alone when a guy waiting for her parking spot starts making hurry-up faces at her — even though another spot is open right nearby. So now she says she’s going to wait there till she dies. She decides she’s not moving an inch,