IDK who need to hear this, but snitching on your co-workers won't get you a raise.

If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes.

I wonder what my job description says today?

When I get to work, I first hide. Because a good worker is hard to find.

If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.

PTO stands for "prepare the others" because I won't be there.

Fake laughing with customers is actually a skill and we should be allowed to add it on our resume.

Only 7 hours, 55 min and 35 more years until I'm done with work.

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is suppose to be for life or death situations, not answering an email.

Is it shitshow or shit show? I want to get this resignation letter just right.

My job does this really cool thing where instead of hiring people to take on new roles in the company, they just add the extra workload to everyone else’s job roles instead.

Good morning to everyone except the companies that require applicants to upload their resumes and subsequently ask them to complete a form entering the exact same information.

Is it shitshow or shit show? I want to get this resignation letter just right.

Hey The Boeing Company I have a strong reason to believe my manager is a whistleblower.

Oh you want me to work…. in December? When there’s sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Can someone come to my job and beat me tf up. I need the week off.

Jobs be like: “yeah we will give you unlimited PTO. But we will make you afraid to use it.”

y’all ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope?

Kinda rude that you can't block co-workers on microsoft teams but ok.