You absolutely sure about that?

When?

She tried taking what wasn’t hers.

She’s just as crazy as the rest of them. You just as much for marrying one.

I change my mind. I might just kill you after all.

She’s what?

-Eyes him for a moment- I’m sure I could find someone.

When did that happen? Also, I’m calling it right now. Girl. Just because you deserve the torture of being surrounded by females.

Then it was called for. Next.

Mhm. -Nods, keeping my features serious- Perhaps….What was his name? It was something entirely boring but he WAS devilishly handsome.

You could have left out the last part. I meant how far along is she, you moron.

Well?

He tried challenging you for my hand even when I stated marriage wasn’t happening for me. You sure?

That’s what I thought.

What is it with all of you and blaming me when there’s a war?

You didn’t do a very good job. There’s quite a few dead bodies I’ve left behind.

Name one war that was my fault and not justified.

How was that my fault?

Lies.

I’ve been called worse.