Macebook status update: Am I seeing double or is @VrrunsH trying to get aWay With Wearing my sign? That's a Whole neW leVel of petty enVy. Stay mad babe 💅💅

((Recent Tweets in response to this: x.com/EmotionalVampy…

"What the actual Fuck is a 'Vampire', though?"

"That sounds absolutely stupid. Furthermore, What is 'garlic'?"

"I haVe no idea What an onion is either and I no longer care."

"I'm not entirely sure What 'hiVedashing' is supposed to be, but if food is being offered I'll take fish with fried root Vegetable."

Poor Lanque literally lives under a rock. The idea of home food delivery is vague to him, at best.

Happy wriggling day, Lanque. He's going out to celebrate. Maybe some bar hopping, maybe gatecrash some parties, maybe hang around some familiar faces.

Do you believe in love at first sight? — "I used to." curiouscat.qa/EmotionalVampy…

Are We insulting people today?

That is often true, though I Would hardly adVocate for that life.

Fair enough, then.

((Aight it's been a bit so here are all my other accounts, across various fandoms, including OCs. Will RT this tweet from all of these. Also, my Tellonym includes all of these characters on it: tellonym.me/alex.mun.colle…