I don’t think my boss knows my mom calls me special because he keeps giving me things to do

I repeat, you do not own enough of $TSLA and $PLTR

I’d like to think of myself as a comedian but the only thing I’ve got down so far is the depression.

If the drones are in fact of alien origin, I’m 99% sure $PLTR could sign them to a 5yr $100M contract.

When someone sends me an email before I finish my morning coffee

Just an FYI $HIMS has 30% short interest heading into earnings They guided for 2.3-2.4B 2025 revenue. This guidance was given after GLP-1 was removed from the shortage list Their products, excluding GLP-1, grew by over 50% in 2024 This may be the last time we see below $30

You cannot save your way to wealth. You have to invest.

People say to not buy luxuries until you hit $100k invested. I believe you shouldn’t buy luxuries until you hit $1M invested. We are creating generational wealth around here.

Never sell your appreciating assets to pay for a depreciating asset. Never sell your appreciating assets to pay for an expense. Never interrupt compounding interest unnecessarily. Never.

🚨BREAKING: I am so so tired and need a vacation.

Palantir ( $PLTR ) is driving significant efficiencies everywhere it’s deployed. Companies will not be able to fully compete with companies that use Palantir products in the future. Here are 5 real world examples of how Palantir is driving efficiency: 1. Reduced Investigation

My 2030 price targets: $PLTR: $400 $TSLA: $2,000 $HIMS: $300 $HOOD: $250 $TEM: $290 Bookmark this now.

You won’t find happiness at the bottom of that bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. No one is happy when they run out of Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Hold assets not fireworks

“Happy 4th of July!” My dog:

More money won’t give you more problems. You’ve been lied to.

14% of the population has an IQ of below 85 which explains why the government is still shutdown.

If anyone ever says: “401ks are a scam” “Renting is financially better than owning” “Live, Laugh, Love” RUN

Private equity when they see a profitable business with a great culture and healthy work life balance

Me and the password I made when I was 12