I’d catch feelings and flights.

I whisper in girls’ ears Ne-Yo lyrics at the club

i see so many beautiful women on here daily it’s actually slowly going to make me switch sides

stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.

Do not want to see hungry kids Help them

Would be funny if girls messaged dudes on Twitter ‘hello sir, can you do a pussy rating?’

Would you rather have a dentist with no or decaying teeth or a fat personal trainer

Motorboat my balls

OJ Simpson was involved in JFKs assassination.

Printers are fucking stupid. Barely work, can’t load their own paper or ink. I have such a beef with them. Googoo Gaga ass machine.

Getting pegged is just sex DLC

Gonna start taking goon bags to parties just to feel something

Craft beer heads be like ‘uhh can I get the Hitlers Sweat and Cum IPA’

Pull MY panties to the side

60s maxing by ripping cigs in my office

HOW many monkeys were jumping on the bed?!

I still raise my hand when I want to ask a question

Im a virile cunny ole