My conspiracy theorist friend is trying to convince me that chappell roan will be the next member of the 27 club

She blocked you with the same hand she used to put it back in when it slipped out

Why does the new Harry Potter look like a lesbian cosplaying Harry Potter?

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I don’t run from my demons. I cum in them.