One of the worst American days of my lifetime.

Every tweet nowadays is like: 10 tweets about 10 shows about 10 ways to say 10 things I hate about you is a great movie 3 years from now

If you had the under I guess you’re safe…

Dying to know who runs this account 😂

holy s*** @KenTremendous #turducken (ps…I still don’t believe you about jaha)

The exchange that should go on Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz tombstone: Billy: what’s quarter-final, like how many teams is that? Dan (stridently): 16 StuGotz (quizzically): 12 Witty (matter of factly): 8 Billy (indignant): 8? Jess: HA HA HA Witty (condesendingly): lads…f****** hell

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. 🥃 Where are you playing golf this weekend? 🤔 #FJxTS | The Golfer's Journal

I've neglected my fellow southpaws in gear giveaways for far too long. So let's make things right. Giving away a fresh 34-inch TaylorMade Golf TP Reserve TR-M21 mallet from my lefty stash. Just need to RT and be following this account. I'll pick a winner on Friday.