y’all a doctor really tried to tell me that my chest infection is because i have piercings and tattoos xo

My little sister just sent me this and im actually dying 😂😭😭

Here’s my year in emoji: 🦇💩🤪#HappyNewYear #MyEmojiYear

great x

Find someone who supports you like this cat supports his owner's music

hi welcome to chili’s

Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history

The only Toxic that we allow in 2019 is Toxic by Britney Spears.

college students have 3 moods: 1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. ???????????????? 3. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

David Baddiel @_roryturnbull Hi, I'm a person about to have some bad news broken to them in a movie. I breeze in the door, talking wildly and happily. I appear almost manically carefree & shift subjects without waiting for reply. I do not notice your tragic blank stare until the scene calls for me to so do.

Alpacas are so chill

Here's your daily dose of cuteness🐰🐰🍋 🎥ig: march.lemon

SHANE DAWSON INTERVIEWS THE WORLD RECORD EGG!!! (PARODY) Shane Dawson

A computer inside your contact lens allows you to record videos, surf the web, facial and object recognition, and take photos

throwback lol

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