ig knows what a girl wants for her birthday and it is prioritizing her stories to her followers

not unbothered at all. actually extremely bothered and i’m gonna let you know

manipulating them into giving me a promotion at work feels like i’m using my powers for good for once

googling the difference between narcissist and sociopath as i think about you

i might die of alcohol poisoning the first 60 degree day in nyc

sometimes i get stressed out about going to college then remember i have a degree and career lol

international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny

so unsatisfied rn

Only in new york can you hang out and do fun stuff

accomplished the painful activity of removing all the uber bluetooths i’ve connected to recently, how freeing

sometimes i think i want to get high but then i get high and remember that what i really want is to be loved

soooo seen ugh never an original thought

spending a nice monday evening thinking about all the recent embarrassing things i’ve said and done :)

i would like to hire someone dependable to occasionally take my phone the fuck away from me

“and i told her she let in a school shooter” - bex

recognized their laugh in someone elses ig story and that’s when i knew i was cooked

it’s crazy that pets just get into little fights w each other out of nowhere. they have a whole other dimension to their relationship i know nothing about. that had probably been building up for weeks

taco bell otw, princess diaries turned on, happy 420 to meeeee

it’s kinda wild but cool that money laundering and fraud is everwhere