nilf (novel I’d like to finish)

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

We used to be a country. A proper country.

it's super fucked up that you have to learn everything by your second rodeo

you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

no fuckin’ way

Me: I have a headache. WebMD: and it will be your last.

they should serve white wine at mcdonald’s

modern art

Red Rover was the best game because it combined popularity contests, feats of strength, hostage extraction and stockholm syndrome

Milltown Mel, famed groundhog meteorologist Punxsutawney Phil’s New Jersey counterpart, has sadly seen the last shadow he’ll ever see. trib.al/au1J6VC

grand budapest hotel lego set

america’s game

no YOUR body is a temple. my body is a dave and buster’s

The right aioli can save you from the brink

the woman in front of me at the steely dan concert is reading the wikipedia page for steely dan

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town