movie of all time and forever

Baseball is so funny. On opening day everyone’s like “Baseball is back! I’m so happy I love my team!” and 2 weeks later it’s “I HATE MY TEAM WE SUCK I WANNA KILL MYSELF”

filmed jeopardy 10 years ago today i am a decrepit elderly hag

can never leave a store without a mets trinket

i wasn’t there but that was me

what the fuck kind of dress is a fat “woman” with giant boobs supposed to wear to a formal spring wedding (can’t do spaghetti or strapless bc i need a bra)

I just realized that today is Neil's day...

Friend of mine can’t go to this game and neither can I, 3 tickets for $44 each! DM me if you’re interested and I’ll connect you with them

good morning mets nation

as a reformed plane puker this would have made me weep

EMISSARY

this is so cute please let it be the turnaround

best broadcast in the whole world. they are their own etsy witches

we may never win again

Fake buster olney voice I hate METS

Amazing correction here nytimes.com/2026/04/21/nyr…

W

THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED