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@emmylemon

weird librarian. jeopardy! loser. horseshoe crab enthusiast. mets poisoned. đź©·đź’śđź’™ priv @glassdeers

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Baseball is so funny. On opening day everyone’s like “Baseball is back! I’m so happy I love my team!” and 2 weeks later it’s “I HATE MY TEAM WE SUCK I WANNA KILL MYSELF”

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what the fuck kind of dress is a fat “woman” with giant boobs supposed to wear to a formal spring wedding (can’t do spaghetti or strapless bc i need a bra)

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Friend of mine can’t go to this game and neither can I, 3 tickets for $44 each! DM me if you’re interested and I’ll connect you with them

Friend of mine can’t go to this game and neither can I, 3 tickets for $44 each! DM me if you’re interested and I’ll connect you with them