I hate when their argument is “I was just tryna have a good night” I’ll throw you to the sharks

What if there was a scene in a film idk what film but the lead was a female serial killer who targeted men and her signature move is signing her initials into her victims chest but instead of showing the knife part it cuts to her as a child on the beach

There are artists out there who I don’t even listen to I just smile when I see a photo of them cause I like their aura

The reason I get nervous around my birthday is cause what if everyone disappoints me

Need to start casting spells again

I always regret being nice I’ve never regretted being a bitch

Why am I scared to celebrate my wins

Had to take a step back and reflect

Hit it from the back and read her astrology chart get with it motherfuckers 😈😈😈

I literally just slipped on a banana peel

SNL better be fucking funny tomorrow

Daddy is taken aback by your tweet kitten

Mama kirsch strikes again

Have yall been knowing horseflies can bite

Gigs must be like what church is like for church people

Should I pay for a verification on here I feel like that would be funny

I want you guys to like me so bad

ai should’ve ended at Siri