Happy Valentine’s Day babe you’ve never let me down #MyTwitterAnniversary

Born too early to explore space Born too late to explore the earth Born just in time to sell B2b SaaS

triples is best. I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE WITH TIM ROBINSON. season 3. may 30.

I’ve blocked the word AI from this god forsaken site. I just can’t do It anymore

Nate Diaz is by far the nicest and most approachable celebrity I’ve ever met. If he puts his hands on you I’m thinking it’s 99.99% your fault

“I’m fine in the west.” The Lakers had something to say about that 😤

Top 100 Greatest Field Goal Kickers Of The 21st Century

LinkedIn nepotism disclosure

we had a good thing u stupid son of a bitch, we had free food, we had foos ball tables, we had insane tech salaries it all ran like clockwork. you could have shut ur mouth, coded and enjoyed it but you just had to blow it up w day in my life videos you and your pride and your ego

Twitter shirt bots getting ready for their Super Bowl

imagine being the person who had to explain to joe biden what burning man is

She’s just getting cooler

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blacked out, facedown in the driveway. My wife is crying, begging me to come inside & sing Happy Birthday to my son. “Please just reverse the Rav4” I whisper into the concrete.

LAKERS TAKE BRONNY JAMES AT NO. 55 IN THE 2024 DRAFT 🔥 Welcome to the league 👏 (via Shams Charania)

ENTERTAINMENT & IQ

HE’S ONLY A FRESHMAN.

CHARLIE WOODS HITS HIS FIRST HOLE-IN-ONE ‼️ TIGER WAS HYPED 🙌 (via Golf Channel)

Never been prouder to be an American

Elon Musk Grummz Ubisoft Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?