let me COUNT the ways i love kassie panther

there’s something about today’s brain where words barely mean anything. Good thing my only work task today is tidying up the taxonomy (literally definitions) for my navigation framework 🫠

I keep secrets by forgetting what you told me almost immediately

She's a 10 but always threatening to destroy everything I've ever loved

I started habitually naming my figma frames a while back (cmd R is basically a tic now), and turns doing so is a form of journaling. Found this in an old file today:

am i high (I’m not) or am i home alone for the weekend and completely unmasking realizing that the vibe is essentially the same 🫠

Absolutely the latter

me, an atheist, whenever i would go to church with emma vidmar just so we could hang out while growing up

obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names

Idk how, but kassie panther and i are both????

🐙 Amazing octopus stretching its tentacles to form a huge balloon filmed by EVNautilus at a depth of around 1,600 meters (5,250 feet). #octopus #oceans #nature #diving via Wonder of Science

I post a lot about religious trauma but you’ll never see me post bad memories about Veggie Tales because there are none.

“Yeah, it was a weird childhood”

Should my last tweet on this app be my controversial opinion that i still think Zenab is too good for Cole? #LoveIsBlind3

with all this nepotism baby discourse, i hope nobody cancels me for being a child of god

who could have guessed LIB would be Netflix’s fyre festival

The only reason I’m sharing this twitter anniversary is because Taylor Swift would be proud #MyTwitterAnniversary

An accurate Barbie movie would be an hour of getting them dressed, picking their names, and establishing the backstory and then 40 minutes of making them kiss

In recognition for her efforts to highlight the geologic Eras that formed the planet and for shaping our world as much as the tectonic plates beneath us, we have selected Taylor Swift as an Honorary Geologist for the state of Washington.