2009 to 2019

Therapist: Let's talk about your romantic expectations. Me: I used to dream that I would meet a prince... Therapist: That’s common-- Me: But God Almighty have you’ve seen what’s happened since? Therapist: No, not again-- Me: MASTER OF THE HOUSE, ISNT WORTH MY SPIT—

Me, sitting in the parking lot before I go into work on Monday: man these short weeks really do feel the longest

feminism lifts us all up

Stopping climate change is only expensive compared to an imaginary world where climate change doesn't exist. It's *incredibly cheap* compared to the actual cost of a 3 degree warmer world.

Fritos bean dip is cat food for humans

If our struggle against climate breakdown is not fundamentally anti-colonial in character, we have missed the point.

You: I grind every day, working 400 hours a week in my 20s so I can build for wealth in my 40s. You can keep making excuses if you want but all it takes is some hard work to- The climate crisis: Are you in the right headspace to receive some information that might hurt you

winter is just me asking my body "are you sick?" and my body being like "maybe ;)"

I never feel prouder than when I make my mom laugh, why am I even on twitter

sokka from avatar be like

Christmas Eve as a kid: lay awake feeling magic and excitement Christmas Eve at 23: continually be attacked by family members until I lash out and accidentally hurt the one nice person in the fam, cry on couch in guilt

Now comes that special time of Adult Christmas, where it’s just you and your mom in the kitchen, and she tells you the saddest thing you’ve ever heard

For Christmas my grandma handed me and my sister a wad of bills and said “go buy yourself some air buds”