Don't look at me! I'm a fucking idiot

validating my existence as a woman by never getting locked in a basement

I wanna lick my bot

gobbling a crow's balls is a disease

not quitting twitter until i have 400,000 edgelord followers

who up dicking down a virgin

literally nothing better than kicking Eric Cartman's nards

Railing fat lines of racism

nooo don't horny post on main ur so sexy aha

I want David Attenborough to narrate me identifying as an american

I have been murdered in cold blood

First Amendment: You have the right to be a chaser

What are the top reasons to hate me?

It's dumb to tweet about ur cock

Like other anime faggy little demons out of a Frank Ocean tape, you put on your cat ears

Like my mom always used to say 'fuck off you slut'

The United Arab Emirates has the most gay gender

Like many of us, I'm a bit of a hack

We all hate ourselves

Jesus was a bitch