OK, hear me out, this was actually a visionary and inspired action.

I have already forgiven whatever fictional crimes this man is about to commit 🔥. #HouseOfTheDragon

The most important issue of our time. Please rethink ⁦Rishi Sunak⁩ bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

I went to college in the exact terrible years where you'd get super fucked up at a party then wake up in the morning to a facebook notification like "you were tagged in 84 pictures in the album BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL - SENIOR WEEK 2009" then brace to die of utter humiliation

I am so concerned about the use of plastic grass that if anyone on here is considering using it I will give you alternative advice ( free )as to how to landscape without it. If I can stop one square meter being layed it's worth the effort.

I must hate myself because I saved the last episode of His Dark Materials as a Christmas morning treat and ugly cried for half an hour.

A boy who knew little love in his short life is guided to the afterlife by three animals. They are the first to show him kindness so he decides not to move on and to stay with them a little while longer. Much more moving than a bunch of Insta quotes.

Hottest year so far 🔥

Of all the lies we tell ourselves, the most comforting and damaging is the lie of an afterlife. There is no means by which our minds, that emerge from the interaction of several complex systems (brain, body, physical world, social world), could persist after death.🧵

Just finished watching #Willow and it was just so good. It felt like watching an immaculately planned D&D series. Super fun, visually stunning and charming characters. Go watch

In the age of pulling down statues of slavers, only Stoke City Council could accidentally pull down a statue of an abolitionist 🙃

#OTD My great-great-aunt Mildred Harnack was beheaded on Hitler’s direct order. Born in Milwaukee, she graduated from the University of Wisconsin & moved to Germany to pursue a PhD. As an American grad student in Berlin, she witnessed a rapid increase in Hitler's popularity. 1/12

Please help me ban experiments on dogs , and other animals . RT this news item to ask the GOV.UK to mandate the #EDM278 science hearing , to stop false claims about human medicine which fund this appalling cruelty . UK Prime Minister #OperationBeagle #Dogs #EndAnimalTesting

I didn’t get an alert. Can I get a refund? #emergencyalert

Happy 11th anniversary Adam. Sorry I went to Glastonbury instead of celebrating with you. Thanks for looking after the dog. #woodsiesGlasto

I love Fall Out Boy and I love the song We Didn’t Start the Fire but does anyone else get the impression they rewrote it drunk on the back of a napkin and in the morning thought “yea that’ll do”?

never ask a woman her age, her weight, or how much she paid for taylor swift- the eras tour tickets

“But it’s cold!”

Here she is #dogsatpollingstations